god’s candy

(Slang, vulgar) the build up of smegma, bodily fluids and sloughed skin cells under the male penile foreskin. Commonly referred to as “dick cheese” due to it’s sickly dairy scent.
“Dan marveled at the motherload of god’s candy on Ben’s stinky shaft.”
by Stalecracker-OG December 13, 2022
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push candy

The fans cheered when the player made the push candy.
by Coach98765 December 04, 2015
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mouth candy

Pleasing to the mouth. It's basically just a 360 back to regular candy.
Person 1: I love this candy, it's literally mouth candy!

Person 2: No shit?
by bruhthisismyhandle August 20, 2021
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Candy Bimbo

Candy Bimbo is the term given to girls who enjoy the holiday Halloween (October 31st) for the fact that they could dress up “slutty” or as a slut without being judged by others.

This term can only be used to people on the day of Halloween, especially the ones who go door to door knocking for candy by others while dressed up as a Candy Bimbo.
Ricco: Yooo, did you see what Samantha is wearing?
Massimo: Yeah, she’s dressed just like a Candy Bimbo
by SavvySpanishMan October 03, 2021
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Pants candy

by Joball69 November 01, 2017
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Cooter candy

Comes in all colors, shapes, and sizes. Cooter candy helps keep broke college kids from paying child support and weekend visits. Take just one tablet away and the baby will go away.
It’s often advised to not take cooter candy with alcohol. You might mix it up with a Xanax.
by I’m a virgin 1234 January 30, 2022
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Candy skin

A person with pale skin. Someone who always needs sunblock, shade, and a sun shirt
All my family is olive skinned. They don’t understand the burn and peel cycle us candy skinned people have to go through.
by Strawberry335 June 07, 2019
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