A hand gesture in which one hooks both thumbs together and flaps their fingers like a bird's wings. Like its cousins awkward turtle and tmi turtkey, absurd bird is meant to show just how absurd a situation is. The more absurd the situation, the higher absurd bird flies.
Twilight Fan: Have you read Breaking Dawn yet?!
Random Guy: Yeah, absurd bird was flyin' high the whole time.
Random Guy: Yeah, absurd bird was flyin' high the whole time.
by Anonymous3827264832 August 05, 2008
by marissa the great May 25, 2004
by flynn January 23, 2003
1. The act of chewing up food and spitting it into another's mouth. This is commonly done for those who lack salivary glands, therefore they would have some difficulty chewing up dryer foods such as bread, pancakes, or cupcakes.
2. A sexual act in which a male partner defecates into the mouth of the other partner, then proceeds to masturbate onto the feces. The first partner chews up the feces and cum into a mush. The partner then drops the mixture from their mouth into the other partner's mouth, just as a mama bird would do to feed her young.
2. A sexual act in which a male partner defecates into the mouth of the other partner, then proceeds to masturbate onto the feces. The first partner chews up the feces and cum into a mush. The partner then drops the mixture from their mouth into the other partner's mouth, just as a mama bird would do to feed her young.
1. Dan doesn't have any saliva, so Sarah had to mama bird him that cupcake.
2. Roger loves shit so he wanted Randy to give him a good old mama bird.
2. Roger loves shit so he wanted Randy to give him a good old mama bird.
by sumo545 July 07, 2009
The “bird” is the shit people talk or the drama, the talk of the town. It’s the tea that’s being spilt. The bird is the word.
by Hornyhothoe September 04, 2018
When you cum in your girlfriends mouth, she swallows it and pukes it back into your mouth and you swallow it.
Hardcore snowballing "Baby bird"
by Chuckied November 08, 2010