The Davis Line

The designation given to any incredibly overpaid baseball player who, in the middle of the contract, suddenly cannot hit over .150. Named for Chris Davis, Baltimore Orioles first baseman, who signed a $161 million contract over seven years. See Mendoza Line.

"Wow, that guy can really hit! We gotta sign him."

"Dude, that guy has more holes in his swing than a zebra has stripes. Two years from now he'll be struggling to reach the Davis Line."

by Shadooow July 5, 2018

Line-hugger

An jerk who parks their vehicle too close to the lines of the parking spot.

Hey! That line-hugger blocked me in! I cant open my fucking door!

by Geometry guy July 17, 2018

Line hunter

A Line Hunter is a boy, between the age of 16 and 18, (making him the age of consent in only some states), who is sexually attracted to women over the age of 33 to the point where he actively tries to get a date with them. The name comes from the fact that they are barely the age of consent at all (line), and the fact that they pursue cougars. (Hunter) Such people are often cast out by society as creeps, misfits, perverts, or weirdos. However, if they are in the right state, it’s perfectly legal. Besides, all us guys fantasized about older women when we were that age... right?

PLEASE TELL ME I’M NOT ALONE!!!

I’m not a pervert, Dad! I’m just a line hunter!

by Jeb Kerman July 27, 2018

Grout line

Exposed and engraved line of cement between tiles that are joined adjacent to each other.
Quite strong and if you get your nail stuck on one, remove gently. No sudden movements or you'll get it ripped off like a hungry wolf on a chubby sheep.

Human 1:WAIT THAT'S A GROUT LINE. STOP RIGHT THERE.
Human 2: OHMIGOD I AM FREAKING OUT SAVE ME!

by Anonymous Kavignar August 4, 2018

Coochie Line

The line on a girl's lower waist when she sits or lays down leading to her coochie.

Bro Gianna's Coochie Line was so sexy.

by Little Bigs August 5, 2018

Life-line

In most cases, its the one chance (most likely the last) to get something done right. if it is done right, it becomes known as a miracle.

1 - > This is my life-line right now, i've already screwed up by cheating on her twice.
< God damnit Jeffrey!!

2 - I hope there is one more exam before the finals. it would be my lifeline to pass the schoolyear.

by The Unintelligent Librarian February 7, 2019

Line Alert

When someone has been figured out but can't admit it.

Oh you're not salty?? I call Line Alert

by Faetal October 3, 2018