william valido

The Person Next To God

william valido is god

by Miky man May 28, 2018

William Nicholas Kelly

A very funny, sweet, and adorable person. He’s chill af and fucking amazing. He’s a cool ass best friend

Ik you are reading this William Nicholas Kelly.

by 6LMG9 May 22, 2020

William Hurt You

When you want to really mess someone up/would have really beaten someone silly.

“you’re getting me so pissed off, I really want to William Hurt You”

by AllyConda March 6, 2024

William

A bad name derived from willy. Ofte trrolled and roasted by frendz.

Person one: Have you seen William?
Person two: Who?
Person one: William!
Person two: Oh you mean WILLYYYY!!! Yes, I think I saw him last time watching some weird hardcore-shit anime in the toilet and crying his eyes out.

by Dwalwoody November 8, 2017

William

He is a petite asian boy who is a drug addict. He is from the great motherland of Vietnam, he has one goofy ahh laugh and is shit at val. You do not want to leave your kids near him, he is wanted on 4 counts of assault.

Woah i gotta protect my kids, He's such a william

by YOURFRIENDLYNEIGHBOURHOODGOOF July 5, 2023

William

A weirdo that's got a growth disorder. Tries to charm girls but fails unfortunately frequently and uses very inappropiate words in class.

Is that a William? Eeeeeee that mingin.

by cool panada November 30, 2021

William

William is a creature who spends most of his time inside the four walls of a protestant church. If you were to ask him a question in which there is an ethical dilemma, you would get a far too long answer. But the answer does not always have the usual benefit of actually answering the question, although it may appeal to some language teachers who does not have a specifically high IQ.

What is in that church!? William Sommer.

by CalmGuy27 December 12, 2016