uncle you wanna fuck

A hot person who happens to be an uncle who you would like to have relations with

Jadon is very attractive and just happens to be an uncle you wanna fuck ,and I would like to have relations with him and show him my angle dog

by Uilf September 26, 2022

Uncle

The collective term for a group of more than one jetski riding together.

Oho shit here comes another uncle of jetski's acting like morons.

by Mr narwhal October 1, 2022

Uncle

A man who lives a life of leisure, fishing, rubbing meats, smoking cannabis and drinking piss tasting IPA's. They also snag a lot of aunties.

This definition comes from the warm springs Indian reservation.

"Lamar moved to the mountain to live that uncle life.

by Jwickedg October 1, 2022

Goofy Aww Uncle

Quandale DIngle's Uncle. Very Goofy I will say.

"My Goofy aww Uncle tried to hit me with a cast iron pot."

by GoofyAwwCat October 18, 2022

Unclings

When two family members are each others uncle/nephew

Your Dad did something and now we're unclings

by Skryll January 1, 2022

Uncle Harry's dog

To perform an uncle Harry's dog one must open up the bombing bay and drop a huge dookie in the craphouse

I just been for an uncle Harry's dog

by Holdez January 12, 2022

Cream Uncle

A highly secretive and completely forbidden wrestling move whereby a grappler pins an opponent on their back, peeks back their singlet and then bends them in such a way as to force the opponent to fellate themselves to completion.

Should this move is ever actually be successfully accomplished, Dan Gable, a two-time NCAA Division I national champion, a world gold medalist, and an Olympic gold medalist, gets a hotline phone call and that’s the end of wrestling as a sport. Everywhere.

“Are you going to the big wrestling match?”
“You bet! I sure hope nobody pulls a Cream Uncle tonight.”

by Irregular94 December 17, 2021