Max

Not very good at things, specifically throwing sharp objects at wood. Speaking of wood max is super good at accounting and loves boobs(man). A max will never fail to make you smile - as long as he is not the type to peak in your window, watch out for those Maxs. If you get a good max you will feel equally appreciated and bullied, the best of both.

Hey is that Max?

Yeah close your window.

No not that Max the cool funny one

Oh sick man I’ll take one of those

Yeah.

by Livelaughlove1268 January 26, 2023

Max Chan

Really awesome kid. Likes USSR memes and Korean girls. Hates gay people and people of the LGBTQ spectrum (extremely homophobic and unfunny). Max Chan likes Korean girls especially those will nice legs. However unfortunately, he is not your typical tall handsome idol. He likes to impress girls though most of the times it will fail. He goes on discord 25/8 and doesn't sleep. He is a genuine hard worker though sometimes he would get distracted by nearby girls.

Someone: Look at Max Chan trying to impress some Korean chicks!
Max Chan: Shut yo bitchass mouth about me smh

Aaron: Ayo whatcha doing Max Chan lets go impress some Korean babes
Max Chan: Yo looka dat girl, she such a chick; Can't wait to have some fun!

by BakamitaiSadmajima69 November 23, 2021

Max

the most badass fucking person you will ever meet

did you see max last night the ladies love him especially my mom

by your______ March 24, 2021

Max Ben ner

Max is the sexiest most amazing person of all time they have huge penis and everyone loves them

The name max ben ner is a very great name

by Max b June 22, 2021

max the simp

max is a simp for Hanna

why would you rate her A+ max the simp you creep

by iliketoes2004 February 8, 2022

max headroom garment

Refers to any upper-body article of clothing (i.e., blouse, t-shirt, nightgown, etc.) that has sufficient "excess looseness" in front of the wearer to allow someone's else's head to be tucked up in underneath so that said person can snuggle his/her head against the wearer's bare chest without the garment's having to be removed.

Snuggly guy: I love how Tiffany wears such a loose PJ top to bed; it's a really awesome "max headroom garment", in that I can easily slip my head underneath the hem and nuzzle up to her boobs while we sleep, even when it's too chilly in the bedroom for her to sleep "topless".

by QuacksO June 21, 2017

max employment

A job provider in Devonport that likes to make there job easy buy making ur life hard

Bloke:got my centerline cut off

Other guy : u must be through max employment

by Max employment June 5, 2018