Thomas

Sped Monster

Thomas is just a sped crackwhore

by jayy.shotta August 6, 2019

Thomas kroonenburg

Future cricket player for Australia

You bowl like thomas kroonenburg

by Cricket pants November 21, 2021

Thomas

Thomas is a sped. He is an idiot who needs to be on the short bus. He is illiterate and can’t read. He was dropped multiple times as an infant.

What a Thomas, so stupid.

by BoomYaDoneNow October 20, 2020

Thomas

Thomas is the kind of dude who drops out of school. He thinks he will make a shit ton of money, and his friends has got his back. In reality most of Thomases just works at convinience stores. Most of the time they are secretly gay, but are afraid to come out of the closet. They are often extreamly homofobic to cover it up.
The only way for a Thomas to be succesful is to donate his money to other people, especially his closest friends.

Expression: So you pulled a Thomas
Meaning: You dropped out and think you can get rich.

by Kristina Jakobsen November 3, 2021

Thomas Cooper

n; the fat chick thrilla

Thomas Cooper goes for the hefty bags, he is a fat chick thrilla

by The man Tommy C October 7, 2018

Thomas

An Australian copper head who claims he is blonde, doesn't do his schoolwork and treats warnings as a joke. You can trust him, but he always tries to be close friends with bad people (Specifically enemies) and will acknowledge the fact that they aren't good people but will still do it because he is too fucking nice. Oh, and he will keep trying to find excuses even though it is obvious.

Teacher: Thomas, Do your work now or I'll send you to da ooffice. Oooo godness gracious me I'd like some Chicken Tika Masala
Thomas: HAAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH H but miss I am doing it on a document (He doesn't have a document)

by AGuyFromBelize June 5, 2025

Thomas

Thomas is the Fat ass, Racist, Sexist, Homophobic that throughout every lesson of the eighth grade i was forced to sit next to. he has a repugnant personality that caused him to be bullied in primary school, he is Australian but the worst side of it. His family is from Germany, and he is genrally unliked. Thomas is also a weeb who loves One Piece, Thomas here, IF YOU DONT LIKE ONE PIECE, I WILL FIND YOU, AND YOU WILL SIT THROUGH ALL 1000+ EPISODES 10 TIMES, I WILL WATCH YOU WATCH IT. Thomas i kno where you live dont touch my laptop
That concludes Thomas, i do not like him, please help me.

Thomas the train engine

Guy 1: damn it, we got Thomas in our class.
Guy 2: Crap i have to sit next to him

by Mr_E7473 November 13, 2023