shaving the dog

Doing something that seems like a good idea, but in reality is a bad decision.

Ben spent 3 weeks shaving the dog and now we are puppy fucked.

by mhansen November 17, 2017

Clutch Dog

A person who is known for coming in clutch, or a person who has come in clutch in the current situation.

Damn yo, thanks for sending me that homework last minute. You a clutch dog, homey.

by Sir Benis Bepidus March 13, 2018

Creep-dog

A sketchy Guy who always asks to wash your dog & releases “the poison” on his girlfriend’s face, while asleep.

Oh man, you’re such a creep-dog for jizzing on your sleeping girlfriend’s face!

by Freckles8221 January 30, 2020

Grand-dogging

Grand-dogging:derived from the definition this is where people meet up in car parks and watch eachother having sex. Sometime other people join in, but its mainly about watching and getting off on it!

Except in Grand-dogging the participants are OAP's.

"The pensioner became highly addicted to grand-dogging."
Grand-dogging is a past-time enjoyed by the old age pensioner

by joelbyford October 19, 2010

Splot Dog

When a doughnut is filled with dog sperm and given to someone as a prank. Seen in the movie Van Wilder.

I made a splot dog for my friend, but he choked on the sauce.

by Cult-of-the-Sack February 18, 2015

Dog Digger

A female that dates, establishes maintains relationships with a sole purpose to see someone else’s dogs or to get a dog as a gift.

She’s only with me to see my dog, she’s a dog digger!

by _klaudia_xo August 25, 2017

Ruffus The Dog

If someone says you look like Ruffus or Ruffus The Dog, it means you have a big forehead and no jawline. However, even though this is a term used to be offensive, you can get them back by saying Un Poco Loco!

Bahamian slang

Girl 1: "Girl, you look like Ruffus The Dog, don't play with me!"
Girl 2: "If I look like Ruffus The Dog, you must be Un Poco Loco!"

by birkenstock101 February 6, 2020