Hwenga Wong

When someone says something in an unintelligible way, making it difficult or impossible to understand what was said

Brad tried to tell me something, but all that came out was a hwenga Wong.

by Cult-of-the-Sack February 18, 2015

Splot Dog

When a doughnut is filled with dog sperm and given to someone as a prank. Seen in the movie Van Wilder.

I made a splot dog for my friend, but he choked on the sauce.

by Cult-of-the-Sack February 18, 2015

Cul-De-Sac

The secret meeting place of the Cult of the Sack. The name Cul-De-Sac is French for Cult of Sack, and is now commonly used to name small roads. These roads are really the meeting place of your neighborhood losers, who are undercover agents of the Cult of the Sack.

I came home late at night, and caught a glimpse of a Sack meeting held in our Cul-De-Sack

by Cult-of-the-Sack February 25, 2015

Mandget

A mythical creature much like a Fawn our Centaur. Has the lower body of a full size man and the upper body of a midget. Generally about 4 feet tall, these creatures can usually be found in department stores and Goodwill. They are everywhere, but are typically in hiding. Many of them are members of the Cult of the Sack.

Fred: "Dude, did you see that guy? His legs were half the length of his body!"
Bob: "Yeah, he's probably a Mandget."

by Cult-of-the-Sack February 25, 2015