ub-argh pirates!

uber: super; high-level; high-ranking.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

ub-argh pirates!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about pirates.

"ub-argh pirates!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 23, 2013

Romanian Porch Pirate

A young man with a long scraggly beard who joyfully steals packages from upstanding citizens and dresses in traditional homeless Romanian attire.

Jeff: “Hey man, have you seen Colby lately? He’s wearing 3 jackets and a big ass bogan and it’s 96 degrees outside”

Todd: “Yeah I seen him, he’s a total Romanian Porch Pirate”

by Klansman1867 September 15, 2025

Pirate

Pirates are great men of the sea. They have a body hard like stone, the eyes of an eagle, and a voice that tears the sky asunder (one piece )

Chopper: “Doctor, What’s a pirate?”
Dr. Hiriluk: “A pirate? Pirates are great men of the sea. They have a body hard like stone, the eyes of an eagle, and a voice that tears the sky asunder!”

by honour13 June 3, 2021

International Talk Like A Pirate Day

It's a day in September in which people are encouraged to act like the gayest assholes in the fucking world.

Oh boy, I can't wait to celebrate International Talk Like A Pirate Day with my tiny, tiny penis!!!

by JeffersonWheelchair May 7, 2022

CONTEMPORARY PIRATE

Urban power tribe members clustering on starislands like St. Barths

Johhny Depp is a contemporary pirate

by Max Blenheim December 12, 2010

pirate pool

Common term used in playing pool when you give your opponent a bad shot on purpose. Usually done at the end of the game when you're about to win and you don't want your opponent to catch up

Player 1: You completely missed your shot, why did you put it in the worst place possible?
Player 2: Pirate pool.

by TheeeWiseJanitor August 7, 2017

pirate wheeling

The art of carrying more then six hotdogs

I noticed my coworker leaving the cafeteria pirate wheeling towards the office

by Bigred11b March 20, 2021