A smexy handsome old man with long brown hair. He is tall and catches all the ladies attention. He is a very attractive man and some may say he's dirty man who likes to have flirty fun and eats eggs and stamped on miss lords head and she cried for days. She only wanted that handsome man in her bed for one night.
by Riddle riddy December 22, 2020
Get the Mr woodmug. by TuAnon February 21, 2024
Get the Lay Woodmug. by TWENNE February 10, 2022
Get the Thin Wood Wallsmug. When you pay for goods and services in hard currency such as cheeses or honeybuns; as opposed to paying on the bubble which will eventually get your ass smashed off the yard.
by bookofevans February 6, 2022
Get the On the woodmug. 
Bro, that Instagram chick was working out right next to me last night, and she gave me major gym wood.
by Jeromeleggings March 8, 2022
Get the Gym woodmug. Typically refers to another white man that’s been in and out of the correctional system. “Peckerwood” was a term derived by black prison gangs to make fun of white inmates. The same in mates later took pride on the name and it was then shortened to “wood” in a common greeting.
by 2316WPWW December 2, 2018
Get the Woodmug.