Bunggo day donkey

And ugly ass

Fanfiction about fyolai and Azusa dasi it's super sad I promise

Bro have you read bunggo day donkey on the WhatsApp group?

Yeah bro it was so sad and emotional

by Nikolaisimpfrfr June 12, 2023

You silly donkey

A phrase often used in anger that has connotations regarding ones appearance or their lack of comprehension to a set task.

This quote is made famous by a popular chef who goes by the name ‘Gordon Ramsay’ who often berates cooks using such language.

Oy you! Come here you silly donkey! Who told you to cook these scallops hey?

by GordonRamsay4PM March 12, 2020

donkey ball scales

When a male or female cum on the males genitals and is left for more than two days without being cleaned looks like scales.

On Tuesday Tim said to jim look at my dank donkey ball scales man I've had them since Saturday.

by Sir banter of banter-ville May 21, 2016

Donkey Breath Dick

When a girl who just ate a really smelly meal (anything with garlic or onions, etc.) gives someone a blowjob and her breath smells so bad that the man's dick smells like the girl's breath afterwords. Other names for this condition are "Poop Penis Syndrome" or "Clam Gut Cock." The man will then not get any girls near his dick because it will smell like a stinky pussy. It is recommended that in order to avoid this disease, you wash your dick immediately after any blowjob, no matter who the girl was. She could be a carrier of DBD

"I would give him a hand job, but he has Donkey Breath Dick."

by Keenan17 February 13, 2014

wild donkey kong

Slamming two bananas simultaneously into an asshole while making monkey noises

My girl and I bought a couple bananas and I totally went wild donkey kong on her ass

by Sirpoopsalotonyourchest September 1, 2016

Donkey-Kick-Back

This is a defense move against the donkey punch. If you are having anal sex and your partner donkey punches you then you kick up and back, like a donkey, hard! This is result in a swift kick to the balls.

John tried to Donkey punch me last night, so I pulled the Donkey-Kick-Back maneuver. Dude never saw it coming. He will think twice about pulling that donkey punch again.

by BitchiestRestingFace October 14, 2017

blue rocket donkey

a sexual position in which a donkey is used, usually consisting of two people male and female in which the couple has sexual intercourse while riding a donkey
ORIGIN- the color of the mans testicles may turn blue when the donkey runs and to the man it will feel like a rocket lifting off

The other day my girlfriend and i tried the blue rocket donkey to spice things up.

by wankiiit May 29, 2012