Space Monkey

A game played by boys and girls ages 10-20 who can't manage to get their hands on any weed. Choking yourself causes lack of oxygen to the brain and can cause oneself to lose consciousness or die. Kids think that it makes them feel high, while really it just destroy's their brain.

"John choked Billy to death while they were playing space monkey"
"Damn, someone should've given them some pot.

by Occult Aura December 28, 2009

monkey ballin

1. The act of hanging around and bullshitting. Often used synonimously with the term stagalate. This word originates from the Southern regions of the Chicagoland Area by a species known as late-ass-us-colorus-people-timus.

2. The one friend that manages to stop all productive activities. This person (the monkey baller) usually has nothing better to do with there time so they proceed with dumb questions and even dumber activities that distract others f/ completing tasks

1. Dude 1: I thought we was hittin the club tonight

Dude 2: We are man shit stop rushing I'm almost ready.

Dude 1: Stop lyin n*gga you been sittin here playin that game for the past three hours. Im leavin cuz yo ass gonna keep monkey ballin.

2. You need to quit hangin around Sam's monkey ballin ass. Keep fuckin around you ain't never gonna have that paper done.

by The Life November 5, 2007

monkey milk

A term used for talking about ejaculation in a man while the elderly or young children are within earshot

Dad: Hey mum that monkey milk was wild last night
Mum: yeah I know, it was just so thick and creamy.
Little Johnny: What the hell is monkey milk?!

by Prophet Mech June 9, 2005

Roid Monkey

A professional sports player using performance-enhancing drugs, typically steroids.

Say hello to the New York RoidMonkeys

by s-bomb March 2, 2004

sponge monkey

Singing roadkill-like creatures with eyes that fluctuate in size constantly and the mouths of humans. Sponge monkies try to convince people to eat from Quizno's.

"WE LOVE THE SUBS!"-singing sponge monkey

by dpo June 21, 2004

monkey nuts

a large, hairy scrotum.

nigga, yo monkey nuts be stinking up my crib! you best wash that stank off!

by kyle marx April 10, 2003

computer monkey

A low level employee who spends most of his/her time on a computer, either programming or as a system administrator

This company needs better computer monkeys

by peter pauper March 26, 2005