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Blow your neck out

To face fuck someone so good they cant swallow or close their jaw for a few days.
Dustin: I blew Jess' neck out last night!
Evan: OMFGBBQ how does she eat now?
Dustin: I'm pouring smoothies through her open jaw
I am going to blow your neck out tonight cuh.
by Blowing back out December 7, 2020
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clown neck

A balding middle aged man wearing a under armor mock turtle neck
Kevin is sporting the "clown neck" look tonight.
by Romance124 January 11, 2014
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Neck

A neck is when someone slaps the back of your neck when you say something stupid, really obvious, or what you said just doesn't make sense
Girl: whats 2+2
Boy: isn't it 13
Girl: NECK!
by cleo_saltymama October 27, 2016
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Clear the neck

The act of getting rid of the Phlegm in your throat (or in this case the neck)
J: Hey Miyan, you need to clear the neck?

M: Yeah man the neck is clogged.
by Yakovic February 2, 2016
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Neck-D

1. to be ironically and unreasonably surprised and offended by attention or disapproval acquired by blatantly dishonourable, or ostentatious behaviour.

2. anything that seemingly cannot be improved despite incredible effort nor investment.
1 (a) He looked all Neck-D when I roused on him for drawing on the walls.

1 (b) She was Neck-D about being fired after she was caught stealing.
1 (c) Dude, you have a tattoo on your face, of course I'm going to look at you. Don't get all Neck-D about it.

2 (a) I can do 200 crunches a day, but my stomach will just always be my Neck-D
2 (b) Nothing can fix that hole in my jeans. I've tried and stitching, machine sewing and patching it. It's Neck-D.
by naivewifey November 7, 2015
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Donkey neck combover

Did you hear that Jeremy’s mother has a donkey neck combover
by Bungus smoker June 12, 2022
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