Crotch Tits 

When a woman is so disgustingly fat that she has huge rolls hanging over her crotch area, resembling a 2nd set of tits.

Some woman with crotch tits at the airport requested a wheelchair and the whole plane had to wait on her. She's not disabled, she's just too fat and lazy to walk.

Crotch Tits by Big scuNk March 13, 2011

pancake tits 

very flat sagging breasts, native to most internet women. especially numerous in those with children, usually accompanied by stretchmarks and or some form of piercing to make them seem more alluring.

the strippers at that club were disgusting, they all had pancake tits and stretchmarks.

pancake tits by anal princess December 7, 2003

king tits 

the ultimate. the best. there is no higher.

'did you get the new x-box?' 'oh yes, i played it all nite. it is king tits'

'how's your new guitar?' 'oh it is king tits'

king tits by eric bastille December 16, 2006

freezer tits 

The act of women with enormous tits flopping her enormous tits inside of a freezer- especially after a dare.

Yeah, well she has freezer tits

freezer tits by FDP/ August 19, 2006

whiskey tits 

the dream of a baby, to have a mother whose tits dispense whiskey as opposed to the tradional milk. If evolution occuredthen for a lactose intollerant baby this would happen

the baby and the father are fighting over the mother's whiskey tits.

whiskey tits by the December 21, 2004

nigger tits 

nigger tits is used in context when one is referring to an unfortunate situation. These are not the type of tits you brag about, in fact, they are frowned upon when used in public because the two words when placed together are foul sounding. Have you ever seen a pair of nigger tits? Nothing to brag about.

Warning: Do NOT use when in a negro community as shots may be fired. They are very self concious and proud of their nigger tits.

Also, if you do not wish to add the word "tits" at the end of the phrase, simply just say "nigger."

Nigger tit can also be used as a noun when referring to an actual person.

Marisa: i fucked toure last night. i might be pregnant!
Matt: omg that kid is SUCH a nigger tit!!!!

Lindsey: Lunch will be canceled today due to lack of hustle. deal with it.
Kaylee: NO! NIGGER TITS!!

nigger tits by tittifuckers222 March 15, 2010

clanker tits 

big tits that wobble when you walk

"Sally has some real clanker tits as she walks."

clanker tits by Fenske2009 February 18, 2009