Sam

A man child who is 70% weed and 30% dumbass.

A person who gets off to crusty feet, blue waffles and cracks in his drywall.

A fagot who preaches that cigarettes are bad, but drinks bong water with his cookies.
A real straight D student.

You're a fucking Sam.

by T H I C C O O F November 6, 2018

Sam

A large boy with unparalleled confidence and a buttcrack that hasn't seen soap since his mother stopped giving him baths. Sam has dirty fingernails and wears deodorant only on occasion. One must admire the unwavering self-love this man has considering his hygiene, mediocre intelligence, and disdain for women. Much like a cockroach, Sam survives this harsh world by living off the crumbs of other people's work and contributing nothing of value to the universe. This man is so pathetic that any relationship he has ever had or will ever have is maintained only by the pity of the other individual. This includes his parents.

Professor: You will all be assigned to the same lab partners for the rest of the semester. Marcus, you will be with Sam.

Marcus: 'jumps out window'

by bean_bomb May 9, 2022

Sam

Hello, are you searching up your name?? If so then hi! I'm also sam

Hi Sam :)

by Scribbled sam December 9, 2021

SAM

Short Angry Man

My dad is only 5’6” and is always grouchy, he’s a total SAM

by PGR Girls December 16, 2023

Sam

A guy that’s not very cool

I met this guy Sam last night. He wasn’t very cool.

by Coolguy1579 March 7, 2019

Sam

A gay faggot who is overly flirty with all of their friends, and always wants to dominate other people and decides that one person isn't enough and always wants more.

A Sam is all I need in my life.

by YuukiYui December 18, 2023

Sam.

Sam is an EpIc GaMeR with barely any talent. He loves art and cooking, he enjoys watching memes and YouTube if you just ask him he will make something 4 u

“Sam. is an epic friend but he has no talent except when it comes to drawing.”

by Poopybut November 5, 2019