Gossip Sponge

People who love to absorb all the gossip and stuff people do, stir it up, and twist it into something it wasn't. They release all the negative drama they've made up.

Lunchie is a gossip sponge when she ruins other peoples relationships because she wants to be an attention whore who thinks has a bunch of friends.

by Manar Mutan January 26, 2019

Toaster Sploogel

A party game involving a group of males masturbating on an un-sauced Toaster Strudel in a race to ejaculate first, leaving the last man to climax, doomed to eat the flaky breakfast pastry loaded with the rest of the males seamen.

"Tony lost in Toaster Sploogel yesterday and his breath still smells like nut"

by Yeeetmaster March 23, 2019

A sploge

Often said to someone who is really retarded and doesn’t know the meaning of life.That person would sometimes refer to himself as allah and goes on the Gindi diet.

Oi Ibi with the kids you are a sploge

by Theboiboi June 29, 2019

Team sponge

A roblox group

Hey you should go join team sponge at https:/www.roblox.com/groups/4902266/Team-Sponge#!/about

by Despacit0 July 15, 2019

Klunge sponge

A tampon.

It was that time of the month, she needed to insert her klunge sponge.

by Zonal K September 13, 2019

concrete splooge

When the concrete pump hopper becomes low and the mixer driver is washing out into the hopper when he is not supposed to The pump operator notices and splooges concrete all over his face and truck. The concrete money shot.

Guy 1: Hey look mixer drivers washing out in your hopper again
Pump operator: "Time for the concrete splooge!" Pumps the water all out the back and all over the concrete truck

by Challbaby82 September 17, 2019

Fun Sponge

Someone who soaks up all of the fun.

Matthew - that Logan is a real fun sponge isn't he?

Yannick - yeah a real egg.

by jonathon marathot October 25, 2019