Weathered Softball

An overly used sexual product, specifically with regards to anal play.

Linda: oh man!
Barba: what's wrong Linda?
Linda: my favorite is showing signs of a weathered softball!
Barba: oh no! You should order a new one from pandorasbox.club - their products never weather out
Linda: that's a great idea, my ass can't wait :)

by BB Swan November 8, 2017

america sofia

America sofia is a girl who dosent really bilive in true friends she hates when they say they are her friend and they talk shit behind her. Back she.is not fake if you are.not fake to her she.tendes to get played.with because she thinks to find the right boy put when the right boy is around the one who actually cares and loves her she tends to be blind her pass relationonships were wonderfull experiences that she wont forget in her life time .if you treat her like a joke she will leave you like its funny she is a.really sporty girl and .lerned to not give a shit about the.pepole who talk shit about her behind her back and are really bad.at hinding it there is.a lot of jelousy around her "friends" complement her sarcaticly put she has a good eye with those pepole she.loves

helping others and loves playing around with haters its funny to her when pepole talk shit behind her back but she.is really clever for tricking them she had a really good hart and loves meeting pepole.put often is a little insicure about ho to trust life has put her in a lot of hard situations but she.has.always leared to over come.them she is a really strong girl. And a really good mentor and friend you can trust her.only if she can trust you .So,if you are looking for a mentor or and some one positve and a really good side.kick and friend look for a america sofia!!!

America sofia is a really good friend with ho treat her right and are real.

by Ángela September 21, 2019

E-softboi

An E-softboi is pretty much the softboi and th E-boy combined, the aesthetic of the softboi without the fuccboi personality

Girl A: wow, did you just see that E-softboi he is so perfect

Girl B: he is perfect!

by Softboi November 17, 2019

Stinky Software

Embedded firmware which was designed quickly and cheaply, causing erratic and unpredictable behavior. Examples include a DVD player which needs to be unplugged after it locks up, a cellular phone which has to be rebooted after it refuses to respond, or a hotel elevator which stops at the wrong floor.

The bus driver informed us that the automated announcements occasionally provide the wrong information. I told him, "Sounds like you have stinky software."

by The Mad Photographer February 13, 2020

Wet Softball

An occupational hazard that occurs rarely when climbing any flight of stairs. When a Wet Softball happens to appear near any stairs, those stairs will become unavailable and unsafe for the following 6 days. Attempting to climb these stairs will result in near-death injury. They can be caused manually by obtaining a dry softball, and covering it in liquid. This is not recommended, as any stairs in the immediate vicinity of the creation of the Wet Softball will be closed off.

Joe: That's weird. Those stairs are blocked off.
Bob: Of course. A Wet Softball was spotted near them.
Joe: Ah, yes. Wet Softballs are dangerous.

by Jeffalooboo June 3, 2020

Bruh softie

A bruh softie is a girl that is both a bruh girl and a soft girl.

Jack: Bro did you hear the new girl is a bruh softie?
Will: Really? That's the girl of my dreams!

by Annyeonghaso anonymous September 13, 2020

Nigga sofa

That one porno where if the nigga had to hide again he would hide as a sofa

Nigga curtain: hey bro u got a place to hide?
Nigga lamp: idk where?
Nigga sofa: come to my place

by Doctor chinese October 30, 2020