drain snacks

The food remains after doing a weeks worth of dishes caught in the drain. Packed in a ball and preferably served at room temperature.

YO dog did you eat the drain snacks from this week? If not I call dibs.

by drainsnacksdoe December 18, 2013

Bitch Snack

A bitch snack is when you take your lunchable, crunch up the crackers cut up the bologna and cheese and you take that shit straight up the sniffer like a man. Don't be a bitch about it.

Hey man I just did a bitch snack, and didn't even die.

by Shizzzzzz March 5, 2014

frantic snacking

A lesbian quickie.

Josie and Hailey enjoy "frantic snacking" between classes.

by Shinwa May 14, 2014

fruit snack dumpling

When you eat your girl out on her rag in a moving vehicle, then leave the spit cob on side your mouth, stick your head out the window, let it dry, then eat it.

I just fruit snack dumpling my girl in the car.

by Scoot5o4 August 5, 2014

beard snack

A particle of solid or liquid food that has lodged in someone's beard.

Mona (pointing to Larry's full red beard): Sweetie, are you gonna eat that beard snack or kin I have it?

by WiscoTheElder March 6, 2015

Rib-snacks

When something makes you laugh heartily, to the point where you feel a strain on your ribs due to the abdominal muscles constricting.

Person A: Did you hear Joe rip that massive fart during his speech today? It sounded like he shat himself!
Person B: Hell yeah, that shit was rib-snacks!

by Humbleone47 May 4, 2015

Trunk Snacks

Salty snacks, often potato chips, that are hidden in the trunk of the car which you access behind your spouse's back in quick moments of binge eating while pretending to do something else like take out the garbage or get something from the car. Usually associated with an act of shame and disgrace.

"On the way home from my hockey game last night I finished off half a bag of trunk snacks. I felt ashamed. Yet I could not stop because of my great love for my friend the trunk snack" -Marquee Moon

by FoodieBuddha October 26, 2015