Rusty Bones

a slang word for uncool.

sleepin with my girl friend is totally rusty bones.

by peter bachman March 24, 2008

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rusty trombone

When engaged in anal sex you take your dick out and it has shit on it. Your partner then starts to suck your dick and makes you say something due to pleasure.

She just didn't suck my dick she gave me a rusty trombone.

by spazzy690 March 22, 2011

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Rusty Shackleford

When you where suppose to redo the shingle on the neighbors roof, but end up going ass to mouth instead

Dale: hey John; -shingle my roof and keep an eye out on my wife

John: sure no problem

Gave her the ole Rusty Shackleford

by ruffordshackleford September 6, 2020

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When one inserts peanuts into his urethra has anal intercourse with his partner thus leaving the peanuts inside of his partner, the partner then poops the peanuts onto her partners chest. all while on top of a stuffed gorilla as your therapist watches and takes notes.

dude, i totally gave her a rusty venture last night.

by HisRoyalAwesomeness November 24, 2010

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rusty trumpet

A penis with many warts/scars on it.

A severely aged penis.

"Hey Sally, I unzipped my boyfriends pants the other day only to find out he had a rusty trumpet, so I dumped him on the spot."

"Old people don't have sex because old men get rusty trumpet."

by Ginger Loaf December 28, 2005

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