Road rodeo

When you recline your driver seat all the way back, and a girl is riding reverse cowgirl steering, while the guy is using the pedals.

This crazy girl almost swerved into traffic while doing road rodeo.

He was cumming so hard during road rodeo that he got a speeding ticket

by Raveniwgf November 29, 2023

road rules

a shitty reality television program which has spawned a whole race of reality television programs which are now consuming and ruining television as we know it. Considered a profanity.

Ted: shit man, that totally sucks a whole bunch.
Pat: yeah. road rules.

by pat July 13, 2003

Road Shark

An aggressive yet dominant driver who rules the road

Beth is a Road Shark when she's upset.

by T1AOcsr July 27, 2017

road rules

The term used when you have to decide just what you wanna' do to the guy in the next lane that just cut you off, and almost killed you.

"That's it! Road Rules apply, and now it's my turn.."

by satternut July 18, 2003

Road Challah

A travel sized piece of challah (a braided bread eaten by Jews on the sabbath) that is grabbed in a rush out the door. Road Challahs may be enjoyed by all, even goyim.

Carrying a Road Challah is the sign of a real mensch, having a little nosh throughout the day is a mitzvah.

Quick, grab a road challah! We've got to be on time for yuntif with the whole mishpacha!

by Rabbi Babushkin November 13, 2011

Old town road

When you fuck a skinny chick (below 110) and the only thing separating the two is Jesus.

When your boys in the pussy and you’re in the ass there’s a layer of skin preventing you from touching Jesus, that’s an old town road.

by Tomtomraindeer December 2, 2019

road pudding

Not being able to hold it when in a car and having to poop along side of the road.

He dropped some road pudding right before exit 10.

by DiggingBear November 4, 2021