piss taze

when a male/female is resisting arrest from a police officer. and soiles themselves in the process

that tazer was brutal.. i had to get new underware cuz i piss tazed

by tyso the tasmanien tuscn tangl May 25, 2009

Pissing kittens

The female form of crapping-a-cat. When a person who has a vagina expresses their anger in an extreme manner. For example, using wild hand gestures while screaming swear words.

Mom was pissing kittens when she got home and noticed semen all over her new granite countertops.

by Sleepover Gang Party November 19, 2021

Piss Jelly

The congealed substance normally found on toilet bowls and surrounding floor areas, normally occurs 2 years after last bleaching. Not to be confused with jelly and ice cream

I just wiped my arse and got piss jelly up my hand!

by Wivverswwww22 May 19, 2016

Piss Ass

A defecation that is more liquid than solid, hence, as if you were pissing out of your ass.

Damn dude, those dumplings were gnarly, gave me piss ass for days. It was like an evil geyser, dawg.

by GRicksBigMoney May 22, 2015

piss square

an emoji that people refer to as the "piss square" :)

person 1:🟨 what is this?
person 2: its a piss square bro

by aehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh September 10, 2021

mud piss

When you're mid-piss and you start to crown a shit

Sorry I took so long, I was having a mud piss

by KW_Reggie June 27, 2019

Farty-piss

Used when describing something, in relative agreeance of the subject, without having any clue what the heck you, or they are talking about.

"I want one of those tables made with all those beercaps."
"You mean an old Farty-piss table?"
"Yeah, an old Farty-Piss table dude!"

by Tronnn February 4, 2010