evan peters

the hottest most sexiest person who inhabits this planet, who also has a hot personality and enough talent to light a fucking fire

evan peters is my husband.

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Evan Peters

Evan Peters. The most adorable guy ever.

He’s like the human version of an m&m ! Or a teddy bear!

“Hey who’s your crush?”
“Evan peters 🙄”
“But you’re a guy!”
“And?”

by January 20, 2023

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I got Peter Griffin'd

by Sourcie July 05, 2024

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Used to be an icebreaker at Hoffman Estates High School. Usually used to make fun of a diss track wizard

“Hey guess what? Peter’s Mom died.”

“Its not funny because she dead. Its funny because it’s Peter’s Mom.”

by Genotype20 September 25, 2017

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Meaning to get very drunk, as drunk as the infamous drunk Welshman Peter Taylor.

by fridayad December 24, 2009

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Madly in love in all sense of the word
True Love for two of the sexiest people
Made to be together

I'm in love like Peter & Valentina.

by Ganong25 May 26, 2011

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When a man fakes his orgasm and spits all over a female's back like a spiderweb

When you're pushing rope you got to do the Peter Parker money shot and spit all over that bitches back

by beriemycockner@y June 26, 2022

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