Mass pee

1. Sabji’s name for sameep
2. Public restroom

What the fuck mass pee
Broo we went to the cleanest mass pee yesterday

by sabjiisnotock August 22, 2021

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Irony pee girl

girl who likes piss and hasn't heard of irony

ever hear the term irony pee girl?
no

by Beter griffin 2 January 24, 2022

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pEE

Like the word "pee" but the "p" is always lowercase and the "e"s are always uppercase. -3-
Pronounced "pppppEEEEEE"

"My tortoise died this morning" *sad uwu*
"Aww man pEE"

by Gaby J November 2, 2019

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When 2, or more people have a race, and run to the bathroom (for example: at least 2 males, at least 2 females, or at least a male, and a female if only 2) to see who will pee in the bathroom first if there is particularly 1 bathroom where they are.

Scott, and I would race to pee first in the bathroom to see who would pee first.

by hoopaconfined December 11, 2019

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Mommy Pee break

The time when kids get up to the craziest things, run amok and tear the house down. Usually happens when the mother has to relieve her bladder.
Can lead to rooms being destroyed and/or infanticide.

Candice: "Omfg! I was in the bathroom for ONE MINUTE! And when I came back, the plasma TV is broken on the floor, the ADSL cable had been chewed off, my two year old is covered in body cream, there is food on the ground and the dog is spraypainted green!"

Jacques: "Sounds like your standard Mommy Pee Break. Seriously, if the house was not set on fire and your kids are still in one piece, you count yourself lucky"

Candice: "What?! You think this is funny? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I DO ALL DAY?

Jacques: "Calm down, it's okay, I'm..."

Candice: "DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN YOU SON OF A BITCH! I KNOW WHAT YOU DID WITH ELAINE!"

Jacques: "Wait, what, who told you?!"

Candice: "I FUCKING SAW YOU, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!"

Jacques: ...

by laserswordofdeath +3 April 19, 2018

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