You can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

A saying used when you’re trying to disguise one thing as another, and it’s blatantly incomparable.

Bob: I bought the same suit as Brad Pitt so I can look like him!
Tom: Bob, you can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

by Beigepuppy01 June 14, 2025

put that back in the glove box

Stephen tries shape of you grime in which he refrences the above^^^

Stephentries: tell my friends stop put that back in the glove box

by Katteteteteteteeettteee September 20, 2017

put the knife down

This term means “Stop hurting yourself or others while you are ahead”

Usually said by someone viewing a situation from the outside.

“Hurt” pertains to all possibilities of stress, pain, and anything alike.

Mark broke up with Liv and he just kept leading her on, he wouldn’t put the knife down.

Liv kept calling Mark out on things that were out of their control, Liv couldn’t put the knife down.

by sound recollection December 2, 2025

To Put Someone D

To Put Someone D it means to put them with someone or match them with someone

To put someone d
I just put Alicia D with her crush

by Dezzy be chillin September 4, 2023

put the scaffolding up

when you're chatting up a sort in preparation of dropping game on her

yeah mate I'm about to put the scaffolding up now

by lewis sexy boy November 25, 2016

Put a Hamlet in your Drink

To poision someone. Probably mostly used as a Boomer joke

Bro 1: Yo bro pay attention that guy put a Hamlet in your drink
Bro 2: Sick man i hope its the good shit
Bro 1: yeet

by Jakksto November 12, 2019

put my mouth where your diamond is

Take of on "put your money where your mouth is", meant to offer a "treat" to your loved one

"Sorry for that, but oh what a great 60 seconds! please, allow me to return a favor"

"Oh, you're just saying"
"No, I am willing to put my mouth where your diamond is"

by goldlicker July 30, 2021