When a person becomes unable to move, speak properly or concentrate because of the sudden onset of a potentially explosive bowel movement. Often caused by coffee and/or greasy foods.
I was talking to Tom earlier and he seemed ok, but then he tensed up and didn't make another move and his speech pattern became odd and erratic. He just stood there like he had a stick jammed up his butt and I'm pretty sure he was poo-alyzed as sure enough, he disappeared to the bathroom after a couple minutes.
by Plarp2 July 9, 2021
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Did you hear about the Asian guy born without an anus? He saved his money until he was 55 so he could finally get it plumbed. Hope he had enough savings leftover for his Poo Finger.
by Dub Dub Lifer April 13, 2011
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poo dollar is a serious game only some people can play. you put either real poo or fake poo in a dollar, put it in a public place and watch people pick it up, once they do you laugh your ass off at them, and scream poo dollar!
Ginny: omg poo dollar is the funnist thing in the world!
Shannon: Ginny u copyed that game from taylor your a stupid copyer, you cant play it at all you dont even scream POO DOLLAR! when they pick it up
Ginny: I think I'm good at it!
Shannon: You suck.
Shannon: Ginny u copyed that game from taylor your a stupid copyer, you cant play it at all you dont even scream POO DOLLAR! when they pick it up
Ginny: I think I'm good at it!
Shannon: You suck.
by BTTB92 June 30, 2006
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Get the Poo Poo and Pee Pee Song mug.A burp which is edured by either a person who has had some sort of violent bowel disfunction where turd has leaked into the stomach causing irreversible poo gas which is vented through the mouth or someone with type 2 diabetes and bowel cancer causing a small implosion of turd and insulin resulting in hectic gas production venting in the form of either a watery sounding far tor a poo-burp
Scene from broke back mountain:
Cowboy 1: What in the lords name is that God-aweful smell Enis??
Enis : Oh sorry I must of accidentally fisted my anus too hard causing an irreversable poo-burp, can you please ring an ambulance...
Cowboy 1: What in the lords name is that God-aweful smell Enis??
Enis : Oh sorry I must of accidentally fisted my anus too hard causing an irreversable poo-burp, can you please ring an ambulance...
by bennycnz April 3, 2010
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by Lenny2121 April 12, 2010
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