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Porn Phone

Your moms old iphone that you found after she forgot she had it and u now use it as a porn phone even though you cant figure out how to get your moms picture off of the walpaper because she has restriction passwords for everything!!
FUCK! My mom in the anus.. oh yeah.. and i have a porn phone.
by Jake from stat3farm February 22, 2017
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National Be On Your Phone Day

Be on your phone! October 7th is National Be On Your Phone Day. Who cares what your teacher says. Do what you want.
“Too bad Mrs. Smith. I don’t have to listen to you it’s National Be On Your Phone Day.”
by National Holiday October 7, 2021
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Cell phone

A fake piece of accessory no-one uses. If people use it it's for having magical contact with people who are sitting at the other side of the room during a failed attempt at a party. It's considered fake bacause no-one has ever had contact with other beings.
Is that a cell phone you are holding?
No of course not, dont you know cell phones are fake?
by DefinitionOverlord May 8, 2017
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cookie phoned

Too many dabs leading to use of chocolate chip cookie as a telephone.
"You tryna get cookie phoned tonight?"
by Whitna$tymcwhitecheddah May 21, 2016
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Phone screen

your addiction..

/The thing you constantly stare at instead of being productive.

(Get help)
Yo, I've been staring at my phone screen for the past 24 hours.. I'm so unproductive
-You
by Amani33 March 30, 2024
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Phone

Something to shove your arse while their are notifications
Oh shit... that phone shocked me...
by Ididntsignupforthis February 29, 2024
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