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My Breeeeek

An object that is owend by you but is always lost , and can never be found.
Always comes into an end of a conversation.
"i lost My Breeeeek"
"Where is my Breeeeek?"
"My Breeeeek.."
by Dj KOwiiiiii August 25, 2011
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On my nuts

When Joan Vu stalks your boyfriend at Starbucks just to show him pictures of her and her boyfriend.

Also when Joan Vu stalks me and my boyfriend at his place and tries to look through the window.

Also when Joan vu stalks your Instagram and says to your boyfriend that you were sending her messages of pictures of you and your boyfriend when that psycho was just looking at my Instagram story.
Damn, Joan is just on my nuts.
by Joan Vu October 31, 2018
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My angel

1.Someone you only see when you are high enough or drunk enough
2. Someone you really love
Hey, i have just met my angel
You got to meet the love of my life, my angel...
by SDMA_D. July 9, 2022
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On my mommy

A less serious and BETTER version of “on my momma
Not to be taken seriously…if it was taken seriously my mommy would have been dead for years
Dayton:YOOO cock tastes soooo good

Me:On my mommy

My mom: You are a disappointment to our entire bloodline

Me: On god gang, on my mommy! (OMM)
by On my mommy October 24, 2022
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MY MOM

"you know who else is my mom? MY MOM!"
by the guy under you December 20, 2021
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be my skincare

Be my skincare is a term used to ask someone to cum/ejaculate on your face. Sperm has proven to be an excellent skincarestep, as it helped many people to achieve clear(er) skin.
by Hassienacas July 4, 2021
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My life

A Truman Show-esque reality show.
Hym "Fixing MY life requires me fixing the Truman Show-esque reality show at the root of my problems. I know you're a little slow so I'll draw you a little diagram

TSE reality show > work > relationships

This 🖕 is the problem. I can't fix the work problem because people will use this 👇
Truman Show-esque reality
Against me. Which triggers a negative neurophysiological effect that is (in your own words) incredibly draining. My relationships. Predicated on the fact that I am in 👇 this
Truman Show-esque reality
People only associate with me to gather information for 👇
Truman Show-esque reality
See how that works? I know you do. I know you're not stupid. You just don't want to be wrong. It doesn matter how much you know because you are wrong and I am right. How do I know? Because WHAT I'M SAYING IS TRUE CHRISTOF. The cage only opens if I pour in the blood of the innocent OR if someone lets me out. You pick. Getting impatient. Getting stressed."
by Hym Iam June 10, 2022
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