A game played by boys and girls ages 10-20 who can't manage to get their hands on any weed. Choking yourself causes lack of oxygen to the brain and can cause oneself to lose consciousness or die. Kids think that it makes them feel high, while really it just destroy's their brain.
"John choked Billy to death while they were playing space monkey"
"Damn, someone should've given them some pot.
"Damn, someone should've given them some pot.
by Occult Aura December 29, 2009
1. The act of hanging around and bullshitting. Often used synonimously with the term stagalate. This word originates from the Southern regions of the Chicagoland Area by a species known as late-ass-us-colorus-people-timus.
2. The one friend that manages to stop all productive activities. This person (the monkey baller) usually has nothing better to do with there time so they proceed with dumb questions and even dumber activities that distract others f/ completing tasks
2. The one friend that manages to stop all productive activities. This person (the monkey baller) usually has nothing better to do with there time so they proceed with dumb questions and even dumber activities that distract others f/ completing tasks
1. Dude 1: I thought we was hittin the club tonight
Dude 2: We are man shit stop rushing I'm almost ready.
Dude 1: Stop lyin n*gga you been sittin here playin that game for the past three hours. Im leavin cuz yo ass gonna keep monkey ballin.
2. You need to quit hangin around Sam's monkey ballin ass. Keep fuckin around you ain't never gonna have that paper done.
Dude 2: We are man shit stop rushing I'm almost ready.
Dude 1: Stop lyin n*gga you been sittin here playin that game for the past three hours. Im leavin cuz yo ass gonna keep monkey ballin.
2. You need to quit hangin around Sam's monkey ballin ass. Keep fuckin around you ain't never gonna have that paper done.
by The Life October 19, 2007
A term used for talking about ejaculation in a man while the elderly or young children are within earshot
Dad: Hey mum that monkey milk was wild last night
Mum: yeah I know, it was just so thick and creamy.
Little Johnny: What the hell is monkey milk?!
Mum: yeah I know, it was just so thick and creamy.
Little Johnny: What the hell is monkey milk?!
by Prophet Mech June 03, 2005
by s-bomb March 03, 2004
Singing roadkill-like creatures with eyes that fluctuate in size constantly and the mouths of humans. Sponge monkies try to convince people to eat from Quizno's.
by dpo June 21, 2004
by kyle marx April 11, 2003
A term used when describing the employees of an outsourced initiative. Usually found in a level 1 IT service environment or with a call center, they are comprised of foreign representatives who have taken English as a second language. They can not process requests without sticking 100% to a script as they can not think on their own.
I called to book a flight on Delta and the Script Monkey couldn't answer my question since it wasn't something normally asked.
I called Dell for help with my laptop return. I explained to the rep I already completed all troubleshooting and the script monkey said we need to complete all their steps of they will not help me.
I called Dell for help with my laptop return. I explained to the rep I already completed all troubleshooting and the script monkey said we need to complete all their steps of they will not help me.
by Mr. Dot February 04, 2010