Jayson Zayson

He's a fast mother fucker, not as fast as Gregory though. On a technicality Jayson Zayson is actually better looking than table saw mouth would have you believe. The gearing ratio for the zambogowoid cannot be off by more than .0045° for proper efficient but for the plaster tide. Now a Kenzo is the polar opposite of Jayson Zayson.

Update: he's fast because he ran a 19 mckenzie in under 13 scabs.

Jayson Zayson:
Definition: mint oil and puppy farts on a rainy day in September. Someone who is Zayson. Jayson. Fucking. Zayson.

Jason Zayson isn't as fast as Gregory

by HaroldtripleSEKS July 12, 2019

Jaxon

Jaxon is the hottest kid on the block and beau is ugly af

Beau wishes he could look like Jaxon

by Fluff me in the ars April 8, 2019

Dirty JSON

A crazy open standard file format that that uses human-readable text to store and transmit semen while living the dream and smoking weed. Similar to #DirtyJason but with a little nerd edge.

Theres dirty JSON high as hell skating the town heading to the baddest Virtual Machine in towns house to bust his .load()

by TheMaskedSlanderer March 29, 2020

Jasn

Jason has a fat juicy throbbing cock and a fat ass

Wow jasn

by Pwi pwi poopoo October 16, 2020

Jayson

Weird dad that has way too many city miles on his body

Jayson has been around town

by Fatherthickboys February 19, 2021

god.jaxon

Legit the best anime TikTokr on earth he is so hot.

god dam god.jaxon is so hot

by God.jaxon Is The Best March 10, 2021

Jaxon

1. Massive Schlong (AKA Willy Wonker)
2. Only attracted to males if their names start with Z, C, J, or I.. otherwise he is a heterosexual man
3. Prides himself on the length of his "Squidward's nose," as he often likes to call it
4. Life motto, "bros before hoes unless the hoes have nice toes"
5. Loves it when a man rubs sunscreen on his back, but not in a super gay manner.. just a gentle rub
6. Penis really big

Jaxon has a huge wang

by 2342324 November 6, 2021