jammed up badly

Jammed up Badly, when you find yourself in a bad situation that makes you rethink your decision

Crocodile Shim blew some chicks back out Saturday night She got jammed up badly .

Mike Jammed up a family of 4 Badly it was a rough scene

The boys got jammed up badly on the shim’s last weekend on the bikes.

by Shim Shady March 27, 2024

Log jam

The act of defecating in a public urinal.

Man I really had to go and all the toilets were occupied, so I made one heck of a log jam.

by Asspanda February 26, 2023

baller jams

A organization of street ballers and cheer leaders.

I was apart of the baller jams champion ship back in high school i was called baby shack.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq May 16, 2018

The Jam Scale

The jam scale is a method by which a song's quality may be determined subjectively, and ranges from 0-10. A song's jam rating is determined by several factors which themselves range from 0-10, and are averaged to achieve the final jam rating:

1. Verbal approval of the jam from the sample listening party.

2. Physical response to the jam (i.e. headbanging, toe-tapping, dancing, singing along, etc.)

3. Memorability/recognizability of the jam.

4. Broadness of the jam's appeal (e.g. a classical music fan headbanging to death metal).

5. The frequency of these responses based on repeated listening. A jam's rating may not be high at first, but may increase upon repeated exposure.

Due to the subjective nature of the jam scale, ratings can vary wildly from different sample groups. It is not recommended to pollute your own data with another group's, nor theirs with yours.

"Hey, I just found this sweet new track. I'd call it a 7-8 on the jam scale, but I'd have to get some numbers on that."

by Chrenolda June 14, 2018

squashed jam donut

Someone who has a really really ridiculously ugly face.

'oh she looked alright'

'dude, she looks like a squashed jam donut"

by Jim Winston November 10, 2011

jammed my Glock

To upset or highly annoy

When you did that it really jammed my Glock bro.

by Bsdbdh January 27, 2023

Jam

Jam’s are midgets and will end up with cancer. They can be very annoying and act like narcissists all the time. They end up fat and alone with their 3 inch hardy.

Jam is such a fucking little peice of shit from hell

by evilbunnylord August 22, 2018