no jams

insert person’s name is no fun.

BTS: yayyyy we have dynamite at the Billboard 100!
Shabnam: takes over BTS
RM:Shabnam you have no jams

by thecharacterwannie October 14, 2022

on jimmy jam

when someone uses this phrase they are speaking above god to prove they are saying the truth

"Bro on jimmy jam ima beat your ass"

by bigbarry1212 May 20, 2023

Pearl Jamming

Not unlike an Eiffel Tower, to slap high fives during a five on one gangbang, emulating the cover of Pearl Jam’s debut album Ten.

She was fucking five of us at the same time so we all slapped hands at once. We were totally Pearl Jamming her.

by Hurley Indiana January 9, 2021

slack jam

what happens when you try to take off your pants without first removing your shoes

The deceased was found to have succumbed to slack jam while trying to dress for his friends wedding.

by peggi May 22, 2011

Tusky Valley Traffic Jam

The experience of having poop in the intestines inhibit anal penetration with a penis or a sex toy.

That girl I met last night let me try anal but I ran into a Tusky Valley Traffic Jam so I couldn't get it in all the way.

by 011000110 July 18, 2022

Jamming Boots

DMV slang used by JG wardy which means “High off pills”

Jg wardy: She say im jamming boots

by Saan! December 9, 2023

Pearl Jammed

When you find out your friend, who loves Pearl Jam, likes when his wife jams a strand of fake pearls up his ass and yanks them out before entering him from behind with a dildo.

Last night Trudie Pearl Jammed me before hammering me with the Peony Push. It was so glorious.

by Scotty Nice February 6, 2021