space testies

While zoning or distracted, the habit of adjusting your crotch to allow room with others watching accidentally.

Mike: "I think Joe just played space testies!"
John: "Ya i just saw that, that's wrong...but kinda manly."
Joe: "Howdy fellas."

by Captain Antidote March 17, 2011

My Space

1.A way of getting rapped, Kidnapped, and molested.

2.Rape

Example 1:
Mom: Where did Jenifer go?
Daughter: She made a My Space page .
Mom: Oh.
Example 2:

The girl was MySpaced yesterday at the mall.

by user_namer July 8, 2011

space bending

the hypothetical process of folding space paths once, twice or multi-folds so as to reduce the distance between the earth and a heavenly body. This would reduce the space distance in the extreme so that space travel to that heavenly body can be made at a much shorter time that what it would take now.

If scientists could develop a space bending mechanism, man could travel to even a distant star by folding the space path to that star,say billion times.

by uttam maharjan October 17, 2011

space spot/zit

space in a crowded conversation were by you have a chance to add / burst in a comment that progressively opens out the conversation.

jack:her eye brow is so high
backround chuckie:lolololololololololol
jill:i kwn
jack:up/down
jill:you look worried
ginger:browser.....<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<there space spot/zit
backround chuckie:lolololololol
jill:lololololololololololol

jack:do you do birthday parties?
backround chuckie:lolololololol

by oxocubes1 October 31, 2011

space crane

A fictitious device used to move heavy objects in space, even though they are not subjected to gravity and thuis have no weight. This makes the device completely useless and absolutely ridiculous.

Guy 1: Hey, wouldn't a space crane be a great idea?! You could move heavy stuff in space!
Guy 2: ... No. That makes absolutely no sense. Shut up, Ron.

by Zarpd August 25, 2011

space murdering

When a person, or people stand in the way of a place or area where other needs to move or go.

Why are those two idiots standing at the entrance of the elevator having a conversation? They are just space murdering!

by Google593 September 5, 2011

Mental Space-travel

To be in the state of mind where the world is your instrument. You are a floating wisp through space and time. Your ideas and thoughts extend beyond society’s frontier. You have dreams and projects that you won’t let anyone get in the way of no matter what. You are mobile and never settle with what you are comfortable with, you always strive to discover something new about yourself and your surroundings.

Person 1: Why do you have plane tickets to Egypt?

Person 2: I’m going to build an automated dildo machine on top of the pyramid of Giza which will be powered by the sun’s solar energy

Person 1: wtf why?

Person 2: I’m in a state of mental space-travel

by Diskoteklizard November 18, 2018