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500 club

when u lift 3 diffrent weights such as military press bench press and squat with a total of 500 pounds
greg:"i lifted 225 squat 135 bench and 115 power clean"
John: "wow, thats makes the 500 club"
by mitchymitch August 18, 2007
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mile high club

To have intercourse while piloting an aircraft. The altitude must 5,280 feet MSL not AGL. In other words, one cannot park on Denver Airport property, bang each other, and earn their wings to the Mile High Club.
I was inducted into the Mile High Club while flying a Cessna 172.
by Boombala November 25, 2006
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Mile high club

The mile club is often mistaken as when a couple have sex at least a mile above the surface of the earth, but infact you may also jion this wonderfull club as part of the "S.A.D" or the Solo Aviator Division. Thus jioning when masturbating.
"Dang this flight is boring as shit"
"mmmmm that attendant is fine"
"i think i may just go to the toilet and join the mile high club"
by Mr Slave December 29, 2005
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McDonalds fan club

1) A fan club for fat people who go to mcdonalds, have large saggy male breast, are greasy, are unfitt, cant climb more than one flight of stairs and overall are fat greasy people.

2) a joke invented by a high school student

3) a fan club for anyone who makes vommiting sound when working out on The Biggest Loser USA
1) obeseguy: "McDonalds fan club, hot damn sign me up".

2) kid1: hey this is gonna sound weird but just hear me out, ok?

kid2: ok, fire away

kid1: well imagine this mcdonalds commercial where a fat guy walks into mcdonalds and barges to the front of the que and shouts "GIVE ME A CHEESE BURGER", and then eats the acne ridden teenager working the cashregister.

kid2:.....you know, you should be on tv.
by The hidden N August 24, 2010
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Portuguese Breakfast Club

The portuguese breakfast club, Is an elite group of people that enjoy having Portuguese breakfast everyday, The protuguese breakfast includes a Sloppy Egg and yogurt
Aaron :Hey Ethan, Have you joined the portuguese breakfast club?
Ethan : No, I dont like eating sloppy eggs.
by Leetalyzer October 8, 2008
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Clubbing baby seals

After having relations with a female who is on her period, your wang will have the appearance of a bloody club, hence with your pants off you will look like youve been clubbing baby seals with it.
Yo, after I stabbed that dolphin I realized that aunt flow was in her town and when I looked in the mirror after it looked like I be clubbing baby seals B!
by G-Diddy & tha funky bunch December 3, 2009
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college sex club

A gathering where hormonally stressed college goers go to have orgy
Did you go the college sex club last night?

College sex club last night was alright,that one guy had a bigger cockthan mine.
by indian_sweg_master March 20, 2016
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