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Home Birth

A sexual act in which the lady viciously straddles the face of her partner whilst screaming and cursing. The partner then has to push himself forward to breathe before she can defecate on his chest.
What's up, Dave? You look glum.

Sharon and I home birthed last night and we'd been to Taco Bell.
by Mr Fury March 21, 2024
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Home

home is enhypen.
by en_ September 2, 2021
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Home Wrecker

A person who knows that someone is in a relationship but still try's to fuck someone's man or woman.
"Jailyn is such a home wrecker!"
by NOT_YOUR_AVERAGE_SNAKE November 27, 2017
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let's go home

three words that will make any tokyo ghoul fan cry
by livelaughjuuzou August 2, 2022
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homes

it was invented by me ( brisia 🙄) but chrischris will say it wasn’t.
period homes
by Brisia2slicc October 19, 2020
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