Opposite-foot Striker

A football player who predominantly plays as a striker but is more effective or prefers shooting with their weaker foot compared to their dominant one.

Despite being right-footed, he scores most of his goals with his left, making him a true opposite-foot striker.

by zruwl February 13, 2025

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Reverse-Foot Syndrome

A footballer who is mysteriously unable to score goals with their dominant foot during open play and can only find the net using their opposite foot. This unusual trait, almost like a curse, makes their finishing both unpredictable and frustrating, as every attempt with their stronger foot somehow fails—except for penalties, which they can convert with their dominant foot.

Scouts were amazed and confused by his Reverse-Foot Syndrome; every goal came from his weaker foot.

by zruwl February 13, 2025

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Happy Foot

a young driver that’s so excited to have a car that they don’t consider other people’s safety.

“Some fucking happy foot on I 85 kept tapping the accelerator and I rear-ended him” - no one ever

by highjinks February 19, 2025

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$5 Foot-Job

You put a 6 inch subway sandwich (extra mayo) over someones penis and then give them a foot job for $5

Jenny gave Carl a $5 Foot-Job at the party on saturday

by LeBrons veiny dih March 5, 2025

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Foot

A 'foot' is a person who is very cool, kind and epic. They are a notorious good person who is known by many for their positive effect on others. The word foot comes from the word 'legend', as when you split the word 'legend' in half, you get 'leg end'. The end of the leg is the position of the foot, hence the new meaning of the word 'foot'.

You are an absolute foot for saving that child's life!

by Darren064267 March 9, 2025

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