cigar fish

a turd

i was swimming in the sea when a cigar fish came up to me

by kryton August 18, 2003

going fishing

using a coat hanger to give yourself and abortion

"I couldn't afford and abortion, so I had to go fishing."

by BioMechMoose June 11, 2005

bobby fish

when someone whacks someone else's testicles around with a rock as a child would a pinata, without the use of a blindfold

Dude, are you okay? That Bobby Fish was pretty br00tal

by letmeripoffyourballs August 12, 2009

bubbly fish

The goldfish with the bubble cheeks that you've probably always wanted to poke to see if the cheeks will pop.

p1-"Do you remember those fish at pet smart from when we were like 5?"
p2-"you mean the bubbly fish? i always wanted to buy one just to poke it."
p3- "I believe they're called bubble eye goldfish"
p1&2-"your no fun..."

by Yaku leslie-draco drespeire March 9, 2010

Steeze Fish

When doing something sick or extreme.

1. Man, he totally pulled a steeze fish. 2. He was steezin the fish last night. 3. You just gotta put some more steeze on the fish dude.

by steezin for no reason March 20, 2010

Fish Fiesta

Any party or situation predominately occupied by women. The exact opposite of a Sausage Fest.

Debbie, I thought you said there would be guys here. This place is a Fish Fiesta.

or

Dude, you need to get your ass over here. There are chicks everywhere. It's a god damn Fish Fiesta.

by drok n roll January 1, 2010

Doug the Fish

the name of a fish, a poor attempt at covering up a relationship yet is somehow working

Why the hell are you texting a Doug the fish?

by Still not really creative November 30, 2009