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Double Dutch Brusher 

Similar to it's more sexually explicit cousin, the double dutch rudder, the double dutch brusher requires a combined effort between two people to help each other brush their teeth. If you apply the concept of the dutch rudder to brushing ones teeth, then when each partner performs the act on the other you have yourself a double dutch brusher.
Megan:Brush my teeth, BITCH.
Zach: Ok, but only if you'll return the favor.
Megan: Deal.
Zach: Change of plan... Only if we brush each others teeth simultaneously double dutch brusher style.
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Double Dutch 

Double Dutch is a jump rope game where 2 long jump ropes turning in opposite directions are jumped by one or more players that kids in Black neighborhoods played. Don't know if white kids played this game. I don't know where y'all got your definition of "Double Dutch" from as it sounds truly stupid, but whatever!! There is a song called "Double Dutch Bus" that was a jam back in the day. Again, maybe y'all don't know about this!! go to YouTube where you can see the game being played and trust no condoms in the game!!!
We will be playing in the Double Dutch championship this year.
Double Dutch by QueenBMD September 21, 2016

double dutch that ass

While doing doggy style sex the man crosses his arms in front then smacks the right butt cheek with the left hand and the left butt check with the right hand. While screaming double Dutch
Man sees a bountiful ass walking down the street and turns to his friend and says

Ted I would totally double Dutch that ass”

Flying Dutch Oven 

When a passenger and/or pilot sharts in a small airplane that already had questionable air quality.
I was already scared shitless from flying in that flying coffin, then this bearded dude made it infinitely worse with an epic Flying Dutch Oven and I was almost suffocated.
Flying Dutch Oven by Liberal Joe January 17, 2019

Seasoned Dutch Oven 

when you squirt "just a little" while completing the standard dutch oven
"Why did your girlfriend break up with you?"
"We were spooning and I seasoned dutch ovened her."
"Oh, dude."

double dutch bus

A song by Frankie Smith released in 1994. It is the origin of the 'izzle' language which is now wrongfully credited to snoop dogg.
wizzut izziz yizzo prizzoblem sizzon?
double dutch bus by hizzzzot. March 20, 2005

No dutch 

derived from the phrase "going dutch" which means to go halfway. No Dutch means there's no halfway or in between. The emo-equivilent of NO SHIT.
-"That car was pimp!"
-"No dutch man."
No dutch by ghostchant February 11, 2005