Skip to main content

cracker lacquering

A verb to describe a white person (only white) repairing or rigging a broken object in a precarious or janky way.

A thoughtful and non-offensive replacement term for n-er rigging for people no apart of the black community

Can be said as cracker lacquer, cracker lacquering, or cracker lacquered.
“Hey bill my trailer just broke down, gah damn. I can’t take my broke frigerator to da dump.”
“Don’t worry Terry, I’ll just get to cracker lacquering this son-a-bich and get er to the dump.”
by Bigpoopooandbigpeepee January 13, 2023
mugGet the cracker lacqueringmug.

CRACKERS!??!?!??!!?!

Person who finds typically non spicy objects extremely spicy. Their unintelligent skin tone forces them to were liquidised protection on there skin to stop them from flaking in the sun. Their extinct race has formed a long and prospering relationship with the police force and law system. They typically spawn in high-class suburban landscapes.
Innocent black individual #1 "hey Jamal whats that in the distance"
Jamal "oh no CRACKERS!??!?!??!!?!"
*distant gun shots and sirens*
by salt is not spicy March 1, 2022
mugGet the CRACKERS!??!?!??!!?!mug.

Cracker

Used to define a white name that has an odor problem, blonde hair, buys button up shirts at express, and is into watches. Likes to keep his hands clean but his mind dirty. Usually their first name starts with the letter C, J or A. Last name very common as well... No more than 6 letters, start with W or S.
I saw a cracker on the subway today, he used an entire bottle or hand sanitizer before we got to the next stop!
by Puddnn March 24, 2022
mugGet the Crackermug.

Cracker

A term used for white slave owners who carried a whip
Don't get out of line or I will have to get the cracker .
Stupid white ass cracker ,yes I am a cracker I crack the whip
by Jesus juice 69 May 21, 2021
mugGet the Crackermug.

Cracker

An insult that means oppressive loser, or oppression denying loser. Though often thought to be a racial slur, it is not. It is a play on Power Dynamics. Originally from the sound of a slave owner cracking their whip. The name isn't based off the color of ones skin, but the oppressive power and privilege a person holds over another. Often used towards white people or people who are white passing due to power dynamics in modern times and through out history, but not strictly used against those who are white or white passing.
Candace Owens is on YouTube being a Cracker again.
by SoManyPickles AH! March 15, 2023
mugGet the Crackermug.

dingle cracker

You’re a dumb dingle cracker woman.
by Slayer— July 17, 2024
mugGet the dingle crackermug.

Peanut butter and crackers

Brad: hey dude wanna come to my party we’re gonna make some peanut butter and crackers
Nick: peanut butter and crackers?
Brad: yeah we’re gonna spread some peanut butter on Amy and Nicole
by http.eatallbabies February 4, 2021
mugGet the Peanut butter and crackersmug.

Share this definition