Graham cracker

White Men who rewatch Lindsey Graham speeches to learn how to feign outrage.

Person 1: I do say, I do say that I am flabbergasted, FLABBERGASTED, that you will not shove this 8 inch dildo up my ass. In all my years in this relationship, I have never seen such a blatant example of self-serving grandstanding.

Person 2: Quit being a Graham cracker and take this 12 inch one.

Person 1: Hmmm.

by Writing Hard March 24, 2022

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Cracker

Used to define a white name that has an odor problem, blonde hair, buys button up shirts at express, and is into watches. Likes to keep his hands clean but his mind dirty. Usually their first name starts with the letter C, J or A. Last name very common as well... No more than 6 letters, start with W or S.

I saw a cracker on the subway today, he used an entire bottle or hand sanitizer before we got to the next stop!

by Puddnn March 24, 2022

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Graham cracker

A racial slur used towards a Hispanic/Latino person.

Look at all of those Graham crackers crossing the border!

by WildBAYLORappeared! March 29, 2022

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Cracker Cap

A baseball cap filled with a lead lining used to crack a misbehaving child and or self defense in the deep South.

Hey George I just used my ole cracker cap on that there fella he aint talkin shit now.

by SpamSam February 2, 2022

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A word most white people get offended by to show their white fragility.

White person 1: I don’t care if people call me a cracker.
White person 2: But you should because it’s racist!! It’s like calling a black person the n-slur!!!

by MinecraftProMaster567 February 5, 2022

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