Planet Cracker

One who plays Fenix with expert proficiency. This individual will get every kill and is always the MVP. He must be named Chris.

The blazing blue light of the planet cracker just saved everyone's ass.

by Aclyptico January 24, 2019

dingle cracker

A dumb blond

You’re a dumb dingle cracker woman.

by Slayer— July 17, 2024

CRACKERS!??!?!??!!?!

Person who finds typically non spicy objects extremely spicy. Their unintelligent skin tone forces them to were liquidised protection on there skin to stop them from flaking in the sun. Their extinct race has formed a long and prospering relationship with the police force and law system. They typically spawn in high-class suburban landscapes.

Innocent black individual #1 "hey Jamal whats that in the distance"
Jamal "oh no CRACKERS!??!?!??!!?!"
*distant gun shots and sirens*

by salt is not spicy March 1, 2022

cracker lacquering

A verb to describe a white person (only white) repairing or rigging a broken object in a precarious or janky way.

A thoughtful and non-offensive replacement term for n-er rigging for people no apart of the black community

Can be said as cracker lacquer, cracker lacquering, or cracker lacquered.

“Hey bill my trailer just broke down, gah damn. I can’t take my broke frigerator to da dump.”
“Don’t worry Terry, I’ll just get to cracker lacquering this son-a-bich and get er to the dump.”

by Bigpoopooandbigpeepee January 13, 2023

Snatcher cracker

A female of the white decent who hide coke or other substances in her vagina

Fuck off snatcher cracker

by Beatdown banana man July 11, 2024

scattered cracker

Depicting a newborn with the innate hatred of being swaddled.

Justin was such a scattered cracker when he was a baby

by soos September 18, 2021

Cracker Move

Any move that a cracker makes

Teddy made a BIG CRACKER MOVE today by canceling open lunch

by OG Crackerman March 31, 2022