Person 1: I do say, I do say that I am flabbergasted, FLABBERGASTED, that you will not shove this 8 inch dildo up my ass. In all my years in this relationship, I have never seen such a blatant example of self-serving grandstanding.
Person 2: Quit being a Graham cracker and take this 12 inch one.
Person 1: Hmmm.
Person 2: Quit being a Graham cracker and take this 12 inch one.
Person 1: Hmmm.
by Writing Hard March 24, 2022
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