A sexual activity in which both partners are on all fours and one partner eats candy out of the others' ass crack, therefore making it appear as though the couple has 8 limbs and one body.
Guy 1: Dude, you have chocolate in your teeth...
Guy 2: Bro, that's not chocolate. I gave this bitch a candy spider last night.
Guy 1: Nice! I've never give one...I'm arachnophobic.
Guy 2: Bro, that's not chocolate. I gave this bitch a candy spider last night.
Guy 1: Nice! I've never give one...I'm arachnophobic.
by Lulu Tyler September 3, 2013
Get the Candy Spidermug. by VulcanBatGrips August 31, 2018
Get the Bat Candymug. by ItaDick March 15, 2017
Get the lazy candy canemug. A reference for Cocaine used in a business setting by a douchebag at inappropriate times in order to ruin one's career.
Regretfully, I won't be able to attend your Halloween party due to the lack of required Columbian Candy.
by DirthDirtdiver October 19, 2016
Get the Columbian Candymug. by accuratedefinitionedd June 23, 2022
Get the candy beckermug. When youre engaged in intercourse with a female on her period and you smear her blood across her face like Leonardo DiCaprio does in the movie "Django".
She started her period and said she was craving candy, so later that night during intercourse I gave her the "Monsieur Candy
by Dshiznit93 July 15, 2022
Get the Monsieur Candymug. 