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Candy cum

Give ur girl a penis baby little wigger
by Rissthecunbaby December 29, 2021
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Candy Spider

A sexual activity in which both partners are on all fours and one partner eats candy out of the others' ass crack, therefore making it appear as though the couple has 8 limbs and one body.
Guy 1: Dude, you have chocolate in your teeth...

Guy 2: Bro, that's not chocolate. I gave this bitch a candy spider last night.

Guy 1: Nice! I've never give one...I'm arachnophobic.
by Lulu Tyler September 3, 2013
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Bat Candy

A bat grip for a baseball or softball bat with innovative style.
Matt credits his 17 game hit-streak to his new bat candy.
by VulcanBatGrips August 31, 2018
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lazy candy cane

A candy cane that does not partake in normal candy cane things like hanging on a tree
by ItaDick March 15, 2017
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Columbian Candy

A reference for Cocaine used in a business setting by a douchebag at inappropriate times in order to ruin one's career.
Regretfully, I won't be able to attend your Halloween party due to the lack of required Columbian Candy.
by DirthDirtdiver October 19, 2016
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candy becker

A very good mother who shows love and support towards her kids.
Your mother is such a Candy Becker.
My mom is a Candy Becker
by accuratedefinitionedd June 23, 2022
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Monsieur Candy

When youre engaged in intercourse with a female on her period and you smear her blood across her face like Leonardo DiCaprio does in the movie "Django".
She started her period and said she was craving candy, so later that night during intercourse I gave her the "Monsieur Candy
by Dshiznit93 July 15, 2022
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