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California Diamonds

Sparkly crystals typically found on pavement in parking ramps, parking lots and sides of streets. These crystals are mined through efforts of extreme greed, mainly in the regions of San Francisco, Oakland and San Jose. Authorities haven’t pursued the regulation of the harvesting of these crystals and in fact encouraged it through policy decisions leaving the free market to drive their harvesting. Entities like Safelite and AAA have greatly profited greatly from the sharp rise in their popularity. Generally harvested by lower class populations due to the low bar to enter this highly lucrative sector, it has lead to explosive growth. Driven by demand, consumers don’t seem to care the color or clarity unlike more traditional precious stones, gray, green and blue are the most common shades.
“Wow, look at all these California Diamonds on the ground in this parking garage! I don’t think these are ethnically sourced, let’s park somewhere else.”
by midwestisthebestwest August 12, 2023
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California Celibate

When a bisexual woman stops pursuing men. It's like California sober, but instead of weed, it's gay sex.
"Technically she's bi, but she's not interested in you, dude. She's California Celibate."
"The hookup was so bad, I decided to be California sober for a while. No more straight sex."
by Meatball the Clown July 17, 2024
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California whoopee cushion

When a dude comes in another dudes ass and proceeds to fart that cum into a vagina thus causing conception of a gay fart baby.
Me: "hey Andrew H. how where you conceived?
Andrew.: "just your typical California whoopee cushion."
Me: "it's not typical"
by Recycle champ July 18, 2024
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Calicoers

Someone who really needs to shut the fuck up. They like gay porn, they use dildos when they pee, and they love to clip people on discord.

They are typically very gay, annoying, and faggoted. They make shitty Minecraft maps that nobody cares about at all.
Don't be a calicoers and stfu
by arse shid gaming July 27, 2024
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California State University Employee Union (CSUEU)

A union fighting for student assistants to have better pay, benefits, and FINALLY BE ABLE TO AFFORD PARKING!!
Wow, thank god me and all my friends voted #UnionYes so that student assistants across CSU campuses finally have affordable parking. Thanks California State University Employee Union (CSUEU).
by personlivinganddoingthings August 1, 2024
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California

California is a communist country lying on the Pacific Coast. It borders the United States and Mexican state of Baja California. With 39 million residents across an area of 163,696 square miles (423,970 km2),
I was arrested in California for saying I dislike biden!
by Downwithcommunism August 1, 2024
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California Faggot

When you are in any part of California for a short period of time and you’re being an absolute faggot.
“This Cali weather is so shaka brah
“Dude you are such a California Faggot”
by anonymous August 6, 2024
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