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cut the middle man

Give me my Big Mac, I'm going to go cut the middle man.
by Ackroyd January 19, 2008
mugGet the cut the middle manmug.

cut your french

cut your french is widely used in ireland and is generally used to emphasize your anger at someone, basically telling them to shut up or else you will be made to.

eg. slap, cut, punch, nipple dismemberment etc etc.

originates from lahinch co.clare, ireland
conor: alri ellen did u see sophia last night?

ellen: wat ye mean, dnt use dat tone wiv me!

conor shut ur fukin gee, or i will cut your french love.

ellen: fuck off, u donkey fucking twat.

*ellen died from severe knife wounds.
by ellecon August 17, 2011
mugGet the cut your frenchmug.

Penis cutting tampon

A tampon that is designed to cut off the end of a guys penis. I kid you not.
It was designed in free town south africa by 72 year old Jaap Haumann. The details are on the net.Check it out.
It was designed to cut off the tip of a rapist penis and gan do the same to any other guy who is also the of a mean and spiteful woman.
Some men have vowed that if they lose part of there penis the bitch will lose part of her tit.
It has been advised before you do anything else to use a long object with the dimensons of a penis such as a carrot,pickle ect. and stick it all the way in and then pull it back out to see if it is still intact.
Feminazis are sure to bring it to the U.S.
If you know whats good for you, you better not have a penis cutting tampon.
by Deep blue 2012 February 5, 2010
mugGet the Penis cutting tamponmug.

Big Cut it Out

Noun: To be extremely lame, also to exhibit the inability to make wise decisions.

Situation: For a situation to be considered highly tacky by the user, or for the situation to be deemed very immature or absolutely off the wall
(noun)
Jeff: Dude, Ashley is such a big cut it out! I can't believe she invited us to that nasty Mongolian restaurant!

(Situation)
Jeff: Dude, that is a Big Cut It Out! Did you see that he spray painted his car?!

Matt: Yea, that shit is retarded!
by DutchCannon December 31, 2007
mugGet the Big Cut it Outmug.

wade in da cut

out there, very far away from a location
we woulda gone to da party but we were "wade in da cut" yo!
by cara susanne July 30, 2006
mugGet the wade in da cutmug.

Get Cut Off.

It means the skype call just ended.
Mega check out this urban dictionary post. It's hilarious. Get Cut Off.
by 123412351243 September 11, 2014
mugGet the Get Cut Off.mug.

paper cut

When a man or woman drags thier fingernails (similar to a credit card swipe) down thier significant others ass crack resulting in euphoria in most cases.
That slut is so dirty that she would get off on a paper cut.
by pitbull5984 December 19, 2006
mugGet the paper cutmug.

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