Clean the Table

When you are about to get your ass eaten you do one last emergency wipe right beforehand to ensure you are clean for the ass consumer.

Matt: Did you clean the table?
Alex: Yes of course I did!

by Raven Kaulitz January 15, 2023

clean sweep

When you take a crap, go to wipe yourself, and nothing shows on the toilet paper, like you didn't go at all.

Dude #1: I just took a huge crap, and it was a total clean sweep.
Dude #2: Nothing but net? Nice going, Michael Jordan!

by Last Hurrah Club February 11, 2023

cleanup time

The routine of when it's time to clean up.

Everybody, it's cleanup time.

by Ritacca February 15, 2023

Clean Smurf

The act of tonguing a persons anus with such ferocity that the recipient finds themselves “clean” upon completion of the act; as well as the provider of such services finding themselves blue in the face from lack of consistent oxygen while attaching themselves to the surface of some lucky persons anus more efficiently then the vacuum at the car wash when it catches that Dunkin’ Donuts bag in your back seat.

Dude, I ain’t even gonna lie, that girl gave me a full blown clean Smurf, in the backseat of my Focus none the less, so yeah you should absolutely fuck her if you can make it happen

by EyeWoodSmazzSewHurd March 8, 2023

Cleaning

1. To make a countertop spotless by snorting the white powder previously on it through a straw, sometimes made of rolled paper bills.

2. To empty a bowl filled with herbal remedies by use of fire or heat.

3. To dispose of alcohol, pills, fungus, or certain types of paper via consumption.

“What’s up with Johnny?”
“He’s been cleaning”

by Stanley Haze March 9, 2023

Clansley

Clansley has a tender heart and is a very loving person. They offer the best advise, but they may also be rather unpleasant. A Clansley is someone you'll meet at a certain point in your life who will support you through the ups and downs. Clansleys are very wise and work extremely hard, so if you see one, be sure to give them a warm welcome and a hug..

"Clansley is a really cool friend"

by mazikeen_lovemaze March 22, 2023

Cleanup Hitter

Popular men that purposefully pursue significantly less popular women for an easy pickup.

“Logan is such a cleanup hitter , he hasn’t taken a proper swing all season.”

by mikethewise48 April 3, 2023