what can i do you for

A phrase used by people with so little going on in their lives they resort to word play to be interesting or funny. Traditionally taken to mean; 'What can I do for you?'

Barman 'What can I do you for?'
Customer 'Top banter mate, I'll have a whisky neat'

by Jack Proteus May 18, 2016

can i buy you a drink?

Perhaps the best way to make sure you don't get laid that night. Any guy who buys a girl a drink is automatically desperate, and they are just showing the girl their weakness. Next time a girl asks you to buy her a drink, say, give me a french kiss. If she says no, then why should you buy her a drink. Think about it.

Guy: Can I buy you a drink?

Girl: Aww, Thanks. (takes drink and moves on to the real man who is getting drinks bought for him)

by mysterymethod July 14, 2010

what can possbily go right

Someone who makes a statement and doesn't know how to spell "possibly".

Basically what happened during Order 66 in Star Wars Episode 3 Revenge Of The Sith.
When something is so wrong that nothing could aquatically happen that is good.
The opposite of "What could possbily go wrong"?

literally my god damn life

what can possbily go right

by e2w2q2 January 10, 2017

Where Can You Buy Cocaine

Why are you typing this on Urban Dictionary?

Either you are an addict.

Or your way to bored in school.

Kyle: Hey Many Where Can You Buy Cocaine?

Mom: Kyle you have a serious problem.

by Jack Frost 713 February 4, 2020

You can beat me bobby ;]

when boob riss bob ross beats his paint brush on a board.

You can beat me bobby ;

by YourFriendSteve March 9, 2018

can i get a hunyah

its a meme dumb a....

Can i get a hunyah. Hunyah.

by inosuke fanboy September 29, 2021

you can fidget my spinner

A phrase that can be used as a pickup line on someone to let them know you wanna hook up, but they don't have to believe it and will make you less embarrassed when they say ew no because it sounds really dumb.

Marsha: that was a fun date, we should do it again sometime
Antony: yeah, it really was, and I wanted you to know... You can fidget my spinner anytime!
Marsha: OMG lol Antony jokes like this is why I like you
Antony: oh yeah lol joke lolololol😌😢
Marsha:lololol

by Womanly_Bananas October 7, 2017