Boner that is exceptionaly smooth and clean. The MAD boner is generally in a good mood but can sometimes bite.
by Nicolas Porneau December 1, 2003
Get the mad bonermug. A T-Boner is when you're pulling into a left hand turn at a busy intersection and you shoot a gap and you get a rush of adrenaline(maybe a semi chub too) as you feel like you're about to get t-boned.
by Beanmoed May 10, 2015
Get the T-Bonermug. Standing (or sitting) in a very erect or firm and upright position. Used to express extreme awkwardness.
by Andrew Brownlee July 16, 2004
Get the Boner Neckmug. The result of the male reproductive organ becoming engorged with blood often after being excited or provoked. boner woody errection pitched tent
by ebonyluv September 16, 2011
Get the Dick Bonermug. Boner-blocked
Original definition circa 1987
When a really hot chick is standing next to you in a year book picture and you want that hard-on captured for all eternity for her to always remember you by, and the person in front of you with a full head of hair blocks the massive erection, boner block.
Another derivation: Anytime you are posing for picture with a really hot chick, and the massive erection is obscured from the final photo, but there is at least two dirty grins on their faces
Original definition circa 1987
When a really hot chick is standing next to you in a year book picture and you want that hard-on captured for all eternity for her to always remember you by, and the person in front of you with a full head of hair blocks the massive erection, boner block.
Another derivation: Anytime you are posing for picture with a really hot chick, and the massive erection is obscured from the final photo, but there is at least two dirty grins on their faces
Billy: Gee I hope this massive erection I have right now makes the school yearbook, and this girl's douche bag boyfriend's see where her hands is.
Tom:Dude, how could anyone possible miss it?
Two months later.
Tom: Billy you totally gotboner-blocked, Lisa's big head of hair totally blocked the shot, but not everybody's grins.
Tom:Dude, how could anyone possible miss it?
Two months later.
Tom: Billy you totally gotboner-blocked, Lisa's big head of hair totally blocked the shot, but not everybody's grins.
by drswagman October 29, 2011
Get the Boner-blockmug. When someone needs to get laid so bad they start slurring their speech and acting irrationally. Usually accompanied by bird calls and impaired driving.
by Lorey Loates November 22, 2011
Get the boner drunkmug. M3at - That broad's tight pants are makin my pants tight...
Sp3rm - I am definitely a boner owner right now as well.
Sp3rm - I am definitely a boner owner right now as well.
by Sp3rm Doner May 28, 2009
Get the Boner Ownermug.