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mad boner

Boner that is exceptionaly smooth and clean. The MAD boner is generally in a good mood but can sometimes bite.
Guy with a MAD boner: "'suuup"
Unsuspecting chick: "OH.. MY.. GOD... can I suck it?? please?"
by Nicolas Porneau December 1, 2003
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T-Boner

A T-Boner is when you're pulling into a left hand turn at a busy intersection and you shoot a gap and you get a rush of adrenaline(maybe a semi chub too) as you feel like you're about to get t-boned.
Dude! That was close! I got a raging T-Boner
by Beanmoed May 10, 2015
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Boner Neck

Standing (or sitting) in a very erect or firm and upright position. Used to express extreme awkwardness.
"That was a great call on the boner neck"
by Andrew Brownlee July 16, 2004
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Dick Boner

The result of the male reproductive organ becoming engorged with blood often after being excited or provoked. boner woody errection pitched tent
You'd better get rid of that dick boner before the girl with the manly face gets rid of it for you.
by ebonyluv September 16, 2011
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Boner-block

Boner-blocked
Original definition circa 1987
When a really hot chick is standing next to you in a year book picture and you want that hard-on captured for all eternity for her to always remember you by, and the person in front of you with a full head of hair blocks the massive erection, boner block.
Another derivation: Anytime you are posing for picture with a really hot chick, and the massive erection is obscured from the final photo, but there is at least two dirty grins on their faces
Billy: Gee I hope this massive erection I have right now makes the school yearbook, and this girl's douche bag boyfriend's see where her hands is.
Tom:Dude, how could anyone possible miss it?
Two months later.
Tom: Billy you totally gotboner-blocked, Lisa's big head of hair totally blocked the shot, but not everybody's grins.
by drswagman October 29, 2011
mugGet the Boner-blockmug.

boner drunk

When someone needs to get laid so bad they start slurring their speech and acting irrationally. Usually accompanied by bird calls and impaired driving.
Lorey got a number tonight, but that wasn't enough to make him/her any less boner drunk.
by Lorey Loates November 22, 2011
mugGet the boner drunkmug.

Boner Owner

M3at - That broad's tight pants are makin my pants tight...

Sp3rm - I am definitely a boner owner right now as well.
by Sp3rm Doner May 28, 2009
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