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1. When you are masturbating and your parents walk in giving you a "Boner-Shrinker".
2. Waking up in the middle of a sexy dream with a hard-on next to your FAT UGLY companion lover giving you a "Boner-Shrinker".
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2. Waking up in the middle of a sexy dream with a hard-on next to your FAT UGLY companion lover giving you a "Boner-Shrinker".
3. When you are at the beach with a bunch of hot chicks and you have a boner. Then you get in the ice cold water.
4. Hilary Clinton would also be considered a "Boner-Shrinker"
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