mad boner

Boner that is exceptionaly smooth and clean. The MAD boner is generally in a good mood but can sometimes bite.

Guy with a MAD boner: "'suuup"
Unsuspecting chick: "OH.. MY.. GOD... can I suck it?? please?"

by Nicolas Porneau December 1, 2003

Dick Boner

The result of the male reproductive organ becoming engorged with blood often after being excited or provoked. boner woody errection pitched tent

You'd better get rid of that dick boner before the girl with the manly face gets rid of it for you.

by ebonyluv September 16, 2011

Boner Neck

Standing (or sitting) in a very erect or firm and upright position. Used to express extreme awkwardness.

"That was a great call on the boner neck"

by Andrew Brownlee July 16, 2004

Boner-Shrinker

Any situation that causes you to lose your boner very rapidly.

1. When you are masturbating and your parents walk in giving you a "Boner-Shrinker".
2. Waking up in the middle of a sexy dream with a hard-on next to your FAT UGLY companion lover giving you a "Boner-Shrinker".
3. When you are at the beach with a bunch of hot chicks and you have a boner. Then you get in the ice cold water.
4. Hilary Clinton would also be considered a "Boner-Shrinker"

by 1pseudonym145 February 20, 2009

funny boner

when you laugh so hard you say you have a funny boner

I love you +Extremely Decent! You make me laugh so hard! I have a funny boner! :-D

by discolust May 4, 2015

Boner Coma

The adverse reaction when a man doesn't awake for a prolong period after ingesting both a type of rufilin and Viagra at the same time, Boner Coma.

"Stacy, how do you plan on hooking up with Richard?"
"Oh, no worries, I'll be putting him in a boner coma shortly"

by BillyBlueRanger September 6, 2011

boner drunk

When someone needs to get laid so bad they start slurring their speech and acting irrationally. Usually accompanied by bird calls and impaired driving.

Lorey got a number tonight, but that wasn't enough to make him/her any less boner drunk.

by Lorey Loates November 22, 2011