Henry: "Yeah bro me and my friends were all sitting around a fire, just beating the dead horse!"
Joe: "Be careful man! If you beat the dead horse too much you could get a 90 degree angle cock from that!"
Henry: "You only get one life joe, live it up."
Joe: "Be careful man! If you beat the dead horse too much you could get a 90 degree angle cock from that!"
Henry: "You only get one life joe, live it up."
by gangstaa347623497532 January 01, 2012
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by meatbeater235 March 06, 2010
So beat a furry century was still not enough. Beat a furry millennium starts now from 2021-3021. Beat a furry then tell your grandkids to beat a furry, then make them tell their grandkids, repeat for 1000 years
by KrabMan February 18, 2021
A parable passed down for generations describing the futility of the unintelligent to perform simple tasks.
Since ancient times, when an imbecile, ill-advised coworker or friend has attempted an assignment beyond their capabilities, they are often compared to a monkey endlessly trying to fix an engine that won't start by beating on it with a hammer, because monkeys do not possess the skills of a mechanic.
Since ancient times, when an imbecile, ill-advised coworker or friend has attempted an assignment beyond their capabilities, they are often compared to a monkey endlessly trying to fix an engine that won't start by beating on it with a hammer, because monkeys do not possess the skills of a mechanic.
After being shown how twice, Dan never did learn how to open the fence, so it rained on him a few hours later. He was just like a Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer that day.
by Louisiana Gold December 17, 2008
Today is the day you can beat a bitch and they can’t say nothing about it. Let’s see how many bitches get beat
APRIL 15!!
APRIL 15!!
by BEAT EM UPPP April 11, 2019